BUT SOMETHING

There once was a but
     named something.
But something was
     into singing.
This poem really sucks
And but couldn't
So instead but farted
     Until he died.

     :(

roses are arf arf
red and so are arf arf arf
you arf arf arf arf

my name is arf arf
mishkin and I have arf arf
feet arf arf arf arf

this is a great arf
device for writing arf arf
haiku arf arf arf